Let me be the first to suggest, with absolutely zero medical training or knowledge, that you seek immediate medical attention by using an iconic mispelling of a word:
hopital
crimpinpimp on
Cold
Specialist-Log-9152 on
Ok Reddit, how long does OP have?
ncc74656m on
Well the bad news is you’re dying. The good news is that someone else will be along shortly to explain why.
SarcasticlySpeaking on
Sorry OP, WebMD says it’s cancer.
eckstuhc on
This instantly transported me back to that whole Legs or Hotdog phase …. Also this means you have a terminal disease.
Mammalanimal on
Multiple sclerosis?
Steve_but_different on
The ghost that’s in love with you always sits on that side.
bobby5557 on
maybe a blanket would help
ErdenGeboren on
Ever had back surgery or spinal issues? Happened to me for a period of weeks on half of my body after trauma, but not even close to 30min. More like every handful of hours.Â
mghtyred on
Pinched nerve or other related disorder. No need for a hospital yet, but you should make an appointment to see your doctor.
Solidacid on
I say this with absolutely zero medical education but having read what feels like 70% of every single medical article on the internet.
That seems like a neurological issue.
You should probably get that checked out, just in case.
Pcorca22 on
1) Pinched nerves in the back.
2) Anxiety.
3) Deficiency of B 12.
4) Dehydration/Lack of fluids/Electrolyte imbalance.
I have no advice besides doctor…. Buuut are your legs also two different colors? This reminds me of the people who have Chimera & sometimes have different reactions on different parts of the body because they were two zygotes that fused together, so they have two sets of DNA
quanoey on

Abraxas- on
Congrats you’re pregnant!
Fast-Watch-5004 on
You’ve got goosethigh. Next comes gooseneck.
Shruti_crc on
Hopital. >!/j!<
WhichVegetable8285 on
Hotdogs
DuckworthSockins on
Hot dogs or legs?
cookeryandwookery on
It’s over for that leg. Do some fun kicks while you can.
ReginaldBobby on
Hot dogs
funnypsuedonymhere on
Major Red Flag. Contact a divorce lawyer to cut it off.
corybomb on
Have you checked your carbon monoxide monitor recently?
Canadian_Border_Czar on
Hotdogs.Â
JerryMau5 on

jeezlyCurmudgeon on
Could be goosanthropy. Have you been bitten by any wild geese lately?
KPR70 on
I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says that you could have network connectivity problems.
InfernalKaneki on
You should see a doctor. It can definitely have something to do with your nerves. You should get that checked out to make sure it’s nothing serious.
Robotgirl14131 on

Negative-Program-938 on
It’s lupus
Myspace-Famous on
If reddit has taught me anything, it’s about giving medical advice.
You have 14 different types of cancer.
bowser986 on
Your left leg is haunted
dionpadilla1 on
Do a 23 and Me. It is very likely that you are part goose. Happened to my neighbor’s cousin’s daughter’s lawyers’ mom.
oldmanandtheflea84 on
My professional opinion as a non doctor is, you guessed it, ded.
NillaWiggs on
Cancer or your spouse is cheating on you. I’ll prescribe you with a month’s supply of positive affirmation memes. Take three times a day with a glass of white wine.
Ha-Charade-You-Are on
Well the team of Reddit doctors will be sure to diagnose you with a case of death
Jar_of_Cats on
Maybe you ar half silly goose?
purenathan on
You should go get that looked at, clear sign of the heebie jeebies
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Let me be the first to suggest, with absolutely zero medical training or knowledge, that you seek immediate medical attention by using an iconic mispelling of a word:
hopital
Cold
Ok Reddit, how long does OP have?
Well the bad news is you’re dying. The good news is that someone else will be along shortly to explain why.
Sorry OP, WebMD says it’s cancer.
This instantly transported me back to that whole Legs or Hotdog phase …. Also this means you have a terminal disease.
Multiple sclerosis?
The ghost that’s in love with you always sits on that side.
maybe a blanket would help
Ever had back surgery or spinal issues? Happened to me for a period of weeks on half of my body after trauma, but not even close to 30min. More like every handful of hours.Â
Pinched nerve or other related disorder. No need for a hospital yet, but you should make an appointment to see your doctor.
I say this with absolutely zero medical education but having read what feels like 70% of every single medical article on the internet.
That seems like a neurological issue.
You should probably get that checked out, just in case.
1) Pinched nerves in the back.
2) Anxiety.
3) Deficiency of B 12.
4) Dehydration/Lack of fluids/Electrolyte imbalance.
Google search showes [someone had asked a similar question 13 years ago. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/s/WpVcfrwpsi)
Bell’s Shivery
All I see are hot dog weiners.
I have no advice besides doctor…. Buuut are your legs also two different colors? This reminds me of the people who have Chimera & sometimes have different reactions on different parts of the body because they were two zygotes that fused together, so they have two sets of DNA

Congrats you’re pregnant!
You’ve got goosethigh. Next comes gooseneck.
Hopital. >!/j!<
Hotdogs
Hot dogs or legs?
It’s over for that leg. Do some fun kicks while you can.
Hot dogs
Major Red Flag. Contact a divorce lawyer to cut it off.
Have you checked your carbon monoxide monitor recently?
Hotdogs.Â

Could be goosanthropy. Have you been bitten by any wild geese lately?
I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says that you could have network connectivity problems.
You should see a doctor. It can definitely have something to do with your nerves. You should get that checked out to make sure it’s nothing serious.

It’s lupus
If reddit has taught me anything, it’s about giving medical advice.
You have 14 different types of cancer.
Your left leg is haunted
Do a 23 and Me. It is very likely that you are part goose. Happened to my neighbor’s cousin’s daughter’s lawyers’ mom.
My professional opinion as a non doctor is, you guessed it, ded.
Cancer or your spouse is cheating on you. I’ll prescribe you with a month’s supply of positive affirmation memes. Take three times a day with a glass of white wine.
Well the team of Reddit doctors will be sure to diagnose you with a case of death
Maybe you ar half silly goose?
You should go get that looked at, clear sign of the heebie jeebies